Monday, September 29, 2008

eegah answer #2

Dearest Eegah,
It's saskewatch-fucker again. Thanks for the quick response, I thought I was the only one into eating shaving cream. Well, I have this group of "friends" who watch this show, we'll call it "anti-justin" and recently I have felt really unattached to the group because of it. All conversation leads to "anti-justin". Now they are planning entire soirees without inviting me! I know you've been uninvited before Eegah and could help me! P.S. weren't you shot in the back?

Desperately Seeking Susan,
Saskewatch-fucker'

Saskewatch-fucker,
Eegah happy he could help. Eegah knows how it feels to be alone. Eegah have no friends for 400 years! Eegah finally find friend and yes, Eegah get shot and fall in pool. Want to come over to Eegah cave? Eegah have rock seat and sulfur water.

xoxo,
Eegah

P.S. Please don't rearrange Eegah's family.

eegah answer #1

Dear Eegah,
I don't have anyone else to talk to about this and I knew you would listen. Im in love with a saskewatch. I have been attempting to shave him for the past week though I'm going through razors like nobody's business. I know the large abdominal woman shaved your beard lickedy split with her father/lover's razor. Is there a special neanderthal shaving kit I am unaware of? Oh, and love the art! Keep it up and let me know if there will be an gallery showings! ( especially the one of girl in car, so good!)

Sincerely,
Saskewatch-fucker

Saskewatch-fucker,
Eegah like eating shaving cream. Eegah make people uncomfortable. Drawing's good. You see cave? Next one be dune buggy.

xoxo,
Eegah

Sunday, September 28, 2008

eegah smart



eegah learn computer. eegah blog.